Dear Firth.

I like the idea of “Portraits of Tyranny.” I question Nell as the first Portrait, however. Absent lurid details of her Strumpetry – which would fascinate the Vulgar, but Offend the readers of Anglia Rediviva; and which I absolutely forbid you to seek to obtain – she’s really just a rather Dull girl whose head is overstuffed with the sort of foolery one sees in stage plays (did I mention they’ve been banned by an Act of Parliament? Certainly you must know, that being in the start of the month. There are many Actors about, looking for Work).

Why don’t you craft a Portrait of Rupert’s Dog? You and the beast would appear to have some Rapport, like unto a Witch and her Familiar (I jest of course). It is my belief readers would be quite Interested, in the Dog’s thoughts on the War, and any other matters on which it may be inclined to offer an Opinion.

Sydney Holyfen, in various Locations

To: William Firth, with the Horse of Prince Rupert